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Mail message From: bigjaytex@webtv.net ("BigJayTex") Group: alt.discuss.politics Subject: SHRUB'S SPEECH Date: Thu, Feb 15, 2001, 9:45pm (EDT-2) Dear Friends, Through carefully placed leaks inside Enron Headquarters, I have managed to obtain a advance copy of King Shrub's Resident's Day Speech. It was written in honor of Lincoln Savings and Loan which gave over $100 million to King Shrub's family and friends before it's untimely demise during the Savings and Loan Scandal. This Report filed by your Undercover News Analyst, David Spring The Gettys Word Address About Four Score and Seven fiscal years ago, J. Paul Getty brought forth on this continent a new corporation, conceived in oil and dedicated to the notion that all money is created for the rich. He brought a new meaning to the word GREED. We are now engaged in a great civil debate, testing whether this notion, or any notion so selfishly conceived and dedicated, can long endure. To this end, we have come to steal another portion of this nations wealth in the form of a Tax Break for the very rich. Naturally, this theft should be retroactive to the first of the year. We have come to dedicate this crime to those who made it all possible… the rich, the racist and the immoral. But in a larger sense, we can not dedicate- we cannot desecrate- that which has already been stolen for us. The world will little note nor long remember what we say here. Our friends in the Press will see to that. But we should never forget what five Extreme Court Injustices did for us here. They sacrificed the Constitution and even their own past rulings on States Rights so that we can continue our unfinished work of fleecing the American people. It is these five Injustices who have revealed the full measure of their hypocrisy that we might now stand here on the grave of Democracy. We can only take inspiration from their example of arrogance and continue this great farce to insure that they shall not have ruled in vain- that this notion, of unbridled GREED, shall have a new birth of exploitation- and that this Corporation of the rich, by the rich and for the rich shall not perish, but shall continue to ravage the earth. A Speech to be delivered by King Shrub at Enron Corporate Headquarters 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, DC On Resident's Day, 2001